You’re not a real man until you drink WATER – Liquid Death (The Gazette)

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Source: Liquid Death sells water to tech bros who are too cool for alcohol | The Gazette

Think you’re a badass but don’t want to get drunk with the rest of them?  Don’t want to look like a manlet with your pussy Fuji water?  Well, prepare to murder your thirst with LIQUID DEATH from some Netflix jackhole who knows there are dumbasses who will spend money on it.

Too cool for school?  Want to pound some canned mountain water with your bros?  You’re in luck!

2 thoughts on “You’re not a real man until you drink WATER – Liquid Death (The Gazette)”

  1. Jasonfuckingbishop says:

    Yo, whatchusayingyoudidn’tlikeit? IjustboughtitbecausecanslookedDOPE, know what I’m sayin’?

    1. mreel says:

      Oh man, haha

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You’re not a real man until you drink WATER – Liquid Death (The Gazette)

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