“The McAfee Freedom Coin is designed to confront the problem of exchange head-on… It is not based on any commodity nor is it connected to the value or behavior of any external item or entity. The value of the coin will always be zero in relation to any other currency yet it’s natural market value is free, completely, to grow,” McAfee wrote.
The McAfee 2020 Campaign is, as of this day, in exile. I am being charged with using Crypto Cuttencies in criminal acts against the U. S. Government. More videos coming shortly. Stay tuned. pic.twitter.com/C75zcbnKTD
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) January 22, 2019
Exiled presidential candidate and overall colorful human being, John McAfee, has announced that he will be launching his own cryptocurrency ‘Freedom.’ There’s no way I’d actually vote for him because he is certifiably crazy, but he is still probably my favorite candidate. Since McAfee is on the run to avoid the IRS, he is in effect running his presidential candidacy from international waters in his Yacht.
Will his promised cryptocurrency actually have any purchasing power? Do we really have to ask that question? Still, given the current political climate where everyone in the country has lost their fucking minds we can certainly do worse.
The real question, however, is Will John McAfee eat his own dick?
As of this writing, the current price of Bitcoin is $8,545 so things aren’t looking good for him.
Still, Hail to the Chief right?
Like Seinfeld, the McAfee Freedom Coin is a token about nothing.